Any person that gets into a car accident during rush hour in Atlanta should be shot immediately.
Perhaps you've never been in rush hour in Atlanta but it is absolutely horrible in every direction. Yet, everyday there is no shortage of avoidable accidents and incidents to fuck up everybody's mornings and afternoons. Now I certainly understand that we lose focus once in a while, maybe you are looking down trying to grab that joint you dropped in your lap ... but for god's sake, pay attention during rush hour. Your wreck is screwing everyone.
President Bush: You don't get to pick who investigates your administration.
While I am not a huge fan of W, I honestly don't think he is guilty of any malfeasant relating to the war in Iraq. Nevertheless, isn't a commission of his choosing a truly pointless exercise? Even politically this makes no sense. Wouldn't you think that his supporters think their is no need for an investigation? On the other hand, what are the chances that his critics will care what the findings of the commission of his choosing say?
Not every male in the United States is unable to get an erection
Although anyone with a television set would think so. During this year's Superbowl we were treated to ads for Viagra, Levitra and the '36 hour pill' Cialis. The Cialis ad boasts its 36 hour duration and then states "Although a rare occurrence, men who experience an erection for more than 4 hours should seek immediate medical attention." For the cost of doctor's visit, my advice is to seek a Asian Spa or whorehouse. Note to drug makers: come out with a drug to get us laid. The assumption that so many dudes have horny wives, girlfriends or mistresses who they cannot screw and it never occurred to these individuals to seek a medical solution (besides cocaine) just seems flawed to me.
Note to fat people: Low-Carbs are not the answer to all your prayers
In other words drinking a beer with less carbs won't do much for that potbelly, when you drink 12 of them. Though you may feel a bit lighter on your feet when you beat up your wives, you will still wake up fat. In my mind the whole aktins craze is frankly a little annoying. What people do with their own diets is certainly not my concern, it seems as though the number of restaurant orders that are a pain in the ass has climbed to an all time high. Besides, food scientists are coming up with ghastly low carb foods when they could be inventing things I would like to eat.
If your cell phone ring plays an entire song, you are a schmuck.
Cell phones have evolved to the point where the ring can be changed to a radio quality version your favorite hip hop songs. You know what else does that? A radio. Yet people do not walk around restaurants, events and businesses playing their radios. Why do you suppose that is? Perhaps playing 50 Cent in the middle of dinner is not appropriate? I will make you all a deal, you can keep your obnoxious ring tones, that make you so happy, and I will smack you in the back of the head every time it rings... then I will be happy also.
Congressmen (or women) that tell a sob story about their childhood while they have the floor should be replaced with someone that can be taken seriously
Or better yet why not hire a violin section to strike up a sad tune behind them. I could just imagine a sad vignette accompanying a teary eyed Dianne Wilkerson (Senator D) as she recounts her past bouts with racism as she debates ... gay marriage??? Funny thing is, I actually agree with her stance on this issue... but lady there's no crying in government! Point of order, senator Wilkerson: "we don't care about your dumb story."
.... that's it for now, more to come when I have more time! posted by Keith at 5:46 AM
